Dear Obama campaign,
I desperately want you to win, but apparently you are doing your best to disappoint me like all the other Democrats I’v supported. I just have one bit of insight that you need to hear. it is this: Sarah Palin = George W. Bush. Did you see the interview last night? She is he. All style, no substance, and the same insane foriegn policy that has failed the past 8 years. All of your ads until she fades:
John McCain promises change? Then why did he choose George W. Bush to be his running mate?
Change her name to George W. Bush. She is George W. Bush. The end. You need no more attacks. Then all of her screaming crowds can be derided as holdout of Bush’s 30% approval rating. Dismiss the idotic attacks from McCain/Palin, and start talking about how she is just like McCain, another four more years of George W. Bush.
PS – The American public is not that smart. Read some political science. We’re mostly uninformed idiots with no idea what we believe (and if we do know, we don’t use it to vote). I know you don’t want to, but you have to play that game to get elected and create change.
Signed,
The Cynicism Syndicate
PPS – Make sure Biden wipes the floor with her in the debates. Mercy is for the weak at this point. and It would be sexist to hold his fire.
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